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Wednesday, April 20, 2011


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Saturday, April 16, 2011


I used to eat a lot of  natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.   

Garden Rule: When  weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable  plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 
Who was the first person  to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangling things here and  drink whatever comes out?' 
Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta  it.' 
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when  you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway? 

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? 
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?