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Saturday, July 13, 2013

Wife Quotes

Quotes about Wife

  • When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
  • My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
  • The game is my wife. It demands loyalty & responsibility, & it gives me back fulfillment & peace. Michael Jordan
  • A perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband.
  • I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Unknown
  • My wife says we do "natural" housekeeping in our home, because nature abhors a vacuum, right?

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